The Book of Sola: Chapter Seven

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1 The proverbs of Sola the Trolla. 2 If you drop your phone in the urinal, leave it. 3 Pineapple on pizza is mortal sin. 4 Too much anime will give you erectile dysfunction. 5 Buy your food five months in advance so you have time to replace anything ant-ridden. 6 Turn off the electricity at night. 7 Use a 24-hour clock, it is more precise. 8 Keep your battery full and your stomach fuller. 9 Never ride the rollercoaster after ordering the ultra-spicy nacho blend. 10 In the event an asteroid one-fifth the size of your pupil lands in the drink of your date and you do not have a handkerchief, kiss her as a distraction. 11 The Sun is hot. 12 Do not zoom in too much in your browser. 13 Always remember to clear your browser history. 14 You know what, never leave Incognito Mode. 15 Plug in your computer before calling IT. 16 Disable @everyone on Discord. 17 Remember to ask for consent before turning on light mode on Discord. 18 Television will soon become like radio, so be sure to invest in the next technology. 19 A wife who leaves her husband in the doghouse will discover him in the cathouse. 20 A magnifying glass is good, but a microscope is better. 21 Wash your hands before shaking your neighbor’s. 22 A good day’s work is exhausting. 23 Check the volume before entering Incognito Mode. 24 A bird in the hand is worth 2.54 in the bush. 25 Use f.lux. 22 Buy your woman flowers both before and after screwing up. 26 Better to live in Nagasaki in 1945 than to displease your wife. 27 For this reason, keep side-dishes well hidden. 28 Avoid flight paths. 27 Study the Scriptures and all that. 29 Windows 8 is better than nothing, and precisely nothing. 30 Men and women are designed for each other. 31 When putting on your shoes, put the right on before the left to save brain power. 32 Penal codes contain many fallacies.

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