Another Fine Mess…

We’re trying to get the doctor to do something so we can move on to the next thing, but he just seems to want to play Free Cell on his computer instead. The good news is that we finally manage to progress the plot a bit, but the down side is that we found a cave full of lakelurks and a few hands of Caravan. Oh, and Lily is the worst companion ever because she turns invisible and then stands in front of my guns.

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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Ship-splaining Destroyers to Mike

So it seems that after watching some jackass play World of Warships all the time, Mike has decided to download the game on his PS5 and now he’s playing the game too. Apparently I’m an influencer now, but with great power comes great responsibility. After all, I wrought this monster onto the servers apparently, so I guess I’m going to have to show him a thing or two about a thing or two. Unfortunately for him, I suck at this game…

World of Warship Legends (2019) – Wargaming Group Ltd.

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Fail of Apocalypse

As many of you may have deduced by now, I was once a huge fan of the X-Men comics, especially the crossover event in the 1990s called the “Age of Apocalypse”. It’s also a sad state of the franchise that I must specify that it was the mid-90’s event and not all the garbage that has come out since then. Anyway, this game has nothing to do with the Age of Apocalypse, but I bought it back in the day and now we all get to be miserable.

X-Men: Reign of Apocalypse (2001) – Digital Eclipse Software

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Medieval Times

Well, it’s Groundhog’s Day… again. This time we’re replaying Mega Man 6. We played through this once long ago, but now we’re doing it in some higher definition and with a bit more experience. Same tired old jokes though.

Mega Man 6 (1993) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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A Ski Vacation with Super Mutants

The good news is that we found a swanky ski resort in the mountains. The bad news is that it’s completely overrun almost exclusively with Super Mutants. The bizarre news is that they are super friendly Super Mutants. Well, when in Rome…

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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The End of the Road

SPOLIERS: We didn’t make it to Oregon. I won’t spoil how our intrepid adventurers meet their untimely demise, so you’ll just have to watch to see, but I assure you, you will laugh, you will cry, and you’ll kiss your half hour goodbye. This isn’t the end though. Sure it’s the end for now, but someday, we’ll put together another party and fight the good fight once we’ve gotten good. Anyway, thanks for sticking around, thanks to Mike for coming down to laugh at me, and huge thanks to Mike’s mom for backseat commentating the whole time. Good times were had by all… except Mary Sue, but fuck Mary Sue.

The Oregon Trail (2022) – Gameloft
End of the Road (Piano Cover) – Piano Go Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDXSHpylWBI

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The Battleship Avenger

This is going up a bit late, but I was nervous that people might start thinking that we’re trying to be trending and cover new games, so I delayed it a few weeks. Yeah, that’s my story. Anyway, World of Warships is doing their April event and thankfully, they’ve dropped the dumb racing and returned to the one place not corrupted by capitalism. In this episode, we’re going to play as the Achilles space destroyer, and by play I mean that I’m going to play like ass and yell a lot at other people who can’t hear me… just like my favorite Russian Admiral.

World of Warship Legends (2019) – Wargaming Group Ltd.

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Made in China

Well, it’s Groundhog’s Day… again. This time we’re replaying Mega Man 6. We played through this once long ago, but now we’re doing it in some higher definition and with a bit more experience. Same tired old jokes though.

Mega Man 6 (1993) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Just Don’t Suck

Now that we’ve shed off all that dead weight in the party, we’re running across this country like our asses are on fire. It’s a shame too because this is some beautiful country out here. There’s no blight from the modern cities like… Ohama… I don’t know, I suck at geography. Anyway, a tragedy does occur this episode when Nitro Mike’s shirt gets torn. That was his favorite shirt too. Good thing that tailor is among Stinky Pete’s numerous talents.

The Oregon Trail (2022) – Gameloft

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The Futility of Station Foxtrot

In this episode we struggle to make our way to Station Foxtrot. Unfortunately, Station Foxtrot is situated in the middle of nowhere, on top of a mountain, with only one access road, surrounded by Cazadors. Man, fuck Station Foxtrot. This place sucks. It is cool to see trees though.

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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The Cruiser Zaya

This is going up a bit late, but I was nervous that people might start thinking that we’re trying to be trending and cover new games, so I delayed it a few weeks. Yeah, that’s my story. Anyway, World of Warships is doing their April event and thankfully, they’ve dropped the dumb racing and returned to the one place not corrupted by capitalism. In this episode, we’re going to play as the Zaya space cruiser, and by play I mean that I’m going to play like ass and yell a lot at other people who can’t hear me… just like my favorite Russian Admiral.

World of Warship Legends (2019) – Wargaming Group Ltd.

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Dark Man is Cooler

Well, it’s Groundhog’s Day… again. This time we’re replaying Mega Man 5. We played through this once long ago, but now we’re doing it in some higher definition and with a bit more experience. Same tired old jokes though.

Mega Man 5 (1992) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Moving On…

Now that we’re free of Mary Sue’s incessant bitching and whining, we can finally get this show on the road and make our way to Oregon. Or at least we could if Stinky Pete didn’t stop falling down and hurting his leg. At this point the entire game seems to be colluding to keep us from getting there. There’s buffalos, musicians, and even lame-ass history lessons getting in our way now. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

The Oregon Trail (2022) – Gameloft

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The Vault 3 Chainsaw Massacre

What happens when you open the vault doors to trade with the outside world? Well, that depends where you’re vault is located. Unfortunately, Vault 3 was unfortunate enough to be built right in the heart of what would one day be Fiend territory. So what happed? Anarchy happened. Oh and other bad stuff too. Anyway, one of these jerks has a chainsaw… looks like it’s gonna be a bad day for the Fiends.

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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Here We Go Again…

Back into the “Nest”. Second verse, same as the first. Ah shit, here we go again. On the plus side, at least we don’t have to worry about Mr. X this time. On the down side, it seems like there are way more plant zombies and lickers this time. Thank Craig, these lickers can’t open doors. Also, it seems like we’re almost to the end of this sucker, so there’s something to be happy about.

Resident Evil 2 (2019) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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The Destroyer Achilles

This is going up a bit late, but I was nervous that people might start thinking that we’re trying to be trending and cover new games, so I delayed it a few weeks. Yeah, that’s my story. Anyway, World of Warships is doing their April event and thankfully, they’ve dropped the dumb racing and returned to the one place not corrupted by capitalism. In this episode, we’re going to play as the Achilles space destroyer, and by play I mean that I’m going to play like ass and yell a lot at other people who can’t hear me… just like my favorite Russian Admiral.

World of Warship Legends (2019) – Wargaming Group Ltd.

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A Considerate Arsonist

Well, it’s Groundhog’s Day… again. This time we’re replaying Mega Man 5. We played through this once long ago, but now we’re doing it in some higher definition and with a bit more experience. Same tired old jokes though.

Mega Man 5 (1992) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Champeen Haggle-Meister

No longer being held back by the ineffective leadership of Evil Otto, we continue our way across the frontier to find our fortune in the land of “Oregon”. Evil Otto may be gone, but at least we’ve got Mary Sue, who I’m told is perfect in every way, to lead our party across the wasteland… I mean heartland. Stinky Pete has really stepped up now, and is our new haggler/vet/hunter/berry wrangler. He’s turning out to be a pretty valuable member of the group.

The Oregon Trail (2022) – Gameloft

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The Horror of Camp Guardian

Now that we’ve done the Bitter Springs thing with Boone, we can finally progress the plot… oooh look, a mountain pass! Yeah, we get sidetracked again, and yeah, it’s so not worth it, but we are exploring, and that’s what this game is all about. Anyway, we do that, then we sell some drugs, then we destroy a bunch of drug dealers, and ooooh look, a vault!

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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Take Your Ass Back to the Big Lots…

Only the timeliest references on this channel. I don’t care, it’s one of our first running jokes and I still find it funny. Anyway, we finally put the boots to Ol’ Birkenstock once and for all in this episode and that’s going to wrap up Resident Evil 2: The Remake. We may or may not come back to it sometime in the future for additional modes, but for now we’re done. I really like this one. I know I bitched a lot, but it’s a pretty good remake of one of the best Resident Evil games ever and is a fair follow up to the original remake. Anyway, it’s been a long road, but we finally made it and we hope you enjoyed the ride.

Resident Evil 2 (2019) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Dancin’ on the Ceiling

Well, it’s Groundhog’s Day… again. This time we’re replaying Mega Man 5. We played through this once long ago, but now we’re doing it in some higher definition and with a bit more experience. Same tired old jokes though.

Mega Man 5 (1992) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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Free at Last of Dysentery

When last we left our intrepid heroes of manifest destiny, they were all stinking and reeking and sneezing out of their butts due to the dysentery. On the plus side, at least one of our group is free of dysentery, but on the downside, they are stinking and reeking worse than ever… because they died. Which one died?! Was it Mary Sue? Evil Otto? Nitro Mike? Or was it Stinky Pete? Mike’s money’s on Stinky Pete. Personally, I’m hoping its Mary Sue. Who do you think it is? Stay tuned!

The Second Battle at Bitter Springs

We finally wrap up the Boone redemption arch in this episode and it’s really amazing to see such a dramatic scene in a Fallout game. I know Obsidian did this instead of Bethesda, so maybe that’s it, but either way it’s a great final chapter to the Boone companion mission. Oh, and we fight some bees too.

Fallout: New Vegas (2010) – Obsidian Entertainment
Big Iron (1959) – Marty Robbins

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Facing Off with Mean Willy B

Well, it’s been a long and miserable road, but we’re finally just about to the end. Personally, I don’t really care for babysitting the daughter of the end boss of the game, so I’m kind of glad that our time with Claire is coming to an end. We’re not quite there yet, but we do finally get to fight Ol’ Jerkin’ Berkin, so we’re awfully close now.

Resident Evil 2 (2019) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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The Death of Creativity

Well, it’s Groundhog’s Day… again. This time we’re replaying Mega Man 4. We played through this once long ago, but now we’re doing it in some higher definition and with a bit more experience. Same tired old jokes though.

Mega Man 4 (1991) – Capcom Co. Ltd.

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