Chocolate Biscuit Mongoloids

A light-hearted anthropomorphic rhyme about warring confectionary.

Chocolate biscuit mongoloids

Wielding blancmange knifes

Killed fifty Caucasian popadoms

In a water pistol frenzy.

Jellied eeled wives with haemorrhoids

Living half-life strifeless lives

Have gone kamikaze in jellybean car bombs

Down by the quay.

Two crystal meth blue bottled gingerbread fuhrers

Wearing a Mephistophelian paperknife grin

Baste the chocolate biscuit mongoloids to death

With their methamphetamine liquorice truncheon.

To the candy, abattoir scream the jurors

In a spastic rage of abominable sin

With a gazeuse last breath

The Humpty Dumpty – like judge leaves for luncheon.

Milkybar tombstones with love heart epitaphs.

Commemorate the chocolate biscuit mongoloids

As a lucky bag full of relatives in fits of pandemonium

Curse the caucasian popadoms and gingerbread fuhrers.

Suddenly, with radioactive candy cane bow staffs,

Appeared the jellied eeled wives with haemorrhoids

Flailing about, blowing up the place like plutonium

Unable to sit still, they leave, leaving behind only their auras.