…. The scum behind all this type stuff gets me upset…. but I can more or less live with the tree branches broken off all over the neighborhood, and a few wood fences down, and a few blocks of houses, a few miles away, being without electricity, for a day or two…. But where they cross the line, is with 2 little baby birdies I just found behind a house nearby… torn from their nests 24 hours before no doubt… they were tiny, one was hopping and had feathers and the other just stayed snuggled tight up against a wood fence… I found out it’s best not to try to help them since they could hop and had feathers, but that’s a rule of thumb for when they’re ready to fly, and they just fall out of the nest or they need another day or two to get it right … but these little birds were probably a couple weeks away from trying to fly… it makes me so fricken sick…. Compared to these scum, I literally love, hard core globe believers…I give them all all kisses… and tell them I’m an asshole, that’s how great the chasm of shit is that I have here. Probably every baby birdie for a hundred miles around is blown to the ground. These scum bags better hang. And killing animals better be part of the charges. Who ever ordered this, needs to go down, these white hat mother fuckers are starting to piss me off, it was bad enough with the ten’s of millions of illegal foreigners coming in, 95% being of boner age, I mean, military age, all flooding in, but now they’re allowing the slow killing of baby birds, right outside my door… probably 100,000 baby birds out there dying slowly today. Minimum. A sick show it is. There is one silver lining in all of this though, and that is, the earth is flat. And I’m only an asshole, when an asshole, is what you need, deep down inside… and no that wasn’t a pun, you sick’o…. who even thinks like that?

…. Who’s going to be among the last to know? If you fancy yourself a truther type person that’s well aware that many conspiracy theories are actually conspira-facts, but you haven’t taken on flat earth yet, you should get to it. You’re not getting any younger.
And if you haven’t taken on fiat earth yet, but you think you have, because of something like you’re relying on a lifetime of learning on the subject, so you already know the earth is round and you’re not going to waste a second on something so God damn ridiculous…. You are the one that will be hardest hit among all groups, when the truth goes hyper viral… and you’ll be left to have to realize, that if you could bunch together all the big conspira-facts that you’ve ever learned about, from across the world, and put all of them together, that won’t make up for the fact you missed the crown jewel, the great big grandma, of all conspira-facts. It was right in front of you, and you missed it…. those will be your thoughts, that spur a tear, to fall into your beer, on a day, that is near, my dear. That will be a lowly day for you.
You’d be much better off to chop chop, and get it done already.
Oh, so you want to bring up the fact that I didn’t “get” 9-11, until 16 years later, huh?… and how I was one of the last to know about that, huh? Well, let me tell you this… that’s a good point. Border line semi-moron. I go easy on myself with that term because of one reason… Michael Moore. The big fat guy. He just had to be wrong about everything.
You see, if instead it had been Neil DeGrasse Tyson, with his good looks, his weight-proportionate body, and his stylish afro hairdo, it coulda been a different story… is all I’m saying.
Something like that, whatever, stay on topic, this is about you, mf’er.

…. Champions of logical thought, common sense, and open mindedness, they are the true pillars of society and they will be the ones setting the standards and leading the masses into a bright new future, after the collapse of the Western world, as we know it.
After all, God Himself, is a flat earther.
And that is a fact.
To say otherwise is equivalent to shitting in your pants and not changing cloths for a month, as you ignore all the people that tell you, you smell like shit. All the house flys buzzing around you don’t even offer you a clue, as to the level of stench, that flows from you.
That is not a good thing, hombre… unless you’re into scat porn, and even then, those folks prefer fresh, warm shit, not crusty old cold shit, all stuck to your britches, and dried onto your leg hairs, where the hardened clumps resemble that of barnacles, stuck to the bottom of a rusty ship.
Don’t be that guy, step up and learn the truth and stop the deification.
Now if that doesn’t persuade you, you’ve got way more than a poopy pants problem, or ppp for short.
This I know.
And now you do too.
God bless.

…. and after he beats her, he beats off himself, while watching the re-runs. That is a given… and don’t you dare roll your eyes.

… an expression of shock and awe. He could not believe what just happened. It wasn’t a normal kick… the big toe was stuck out on purpose… and it was maneuvered so as, to poke, and poke good.
The opponent could immediately tell it was not the ball of the foot, or an ankle, or even a group of toes… it was the big toe, only, and he knew what that big toe was targeting… and it wasn’t his white buns… it’s much darker than that.
They don’t make “athletic cups” for the rear end, it turns out. Surely some wise entrepreneur will take this tid bit o big toe info, and run with it… because one thing’s for sure… people will study this move, and their accuracy will only get better… fighters will start to strengthen their big toes, probably with little tiny weights. Whatever it takes, to make that big toe, dangerous… they will do.
New fighter gear there should be, people would want it, just upon hearing the name of the product … “anus protector”.
The question in the industry would quickly become, “who isn’t buying an anus protector, and more importantly, why are they not”?
The perfect business model if I ever heard one. “If you don’t buy one of these, you’re gay”, would be a slogan that’d work, I’d think.

… He who cannot see this by now is not a wise man. At least wash your upper lip.