Never relax around chimps.

The Brevard County Sheriff’s Office released dashcam video Thursday of an ambush shooting that ended with the gunmen dead and a deputy shot.

30% of male chimps are felons. 30% of them are either on their way to jail, already in jail, or just got out of jail. Your chances of encountering a violent monkey are, at a minimum, 3 out of 10. 50% of chimps have some kind of criminal record. NEVER relax around chimps and NEVER let one get behind you. Don't be surprised when you find out that the judge who let this chimp back out on the street is named Judge Shaniqua. At least this particular chimp won't be clogging up jails for the next 30 years. Too bad they can't run his monkey ass through a woodchipper pointed at the back of a garbage truck and let him fertilize a landfill.