Declassified CIA documents prove flat earth

… what’s not to get, really? If you’re still having trouble with this, maybe your mom was an alcoholic or a heroin addict, during the 9 months she carried you… I mean, I’m trying to be nice here and give you some kind of benefit of the doubt… surely you can appreciate that… even if your mom doesn’t. Look, bottom line, I can’t keep making excuses for you, make a move to get it right or just go vote for Biden and be done thinking forever, because you’re starting to get on my nerves.
I’m thinking about going all the way sweet, from here on out. As in, Mr Nice Guy. So enjoy my assholeiness, while you can. And when I say “from here on out”, I mean hopefully by the end of the year… but maybe not. Just know the thought has entered my mind… which is the result of having a genuinely, open mind, of course.
I can only hope this message inspires you, to wise up.
Now, go take on the day!