Tardigrade porn.

Love would be a divine obligation.
I'd care more about being LIKED by Jesus.

Louis Farrakhan and Leonard Bernstein are my two favorite fellow 20th century alumni of Boston Latin School.

Shakespeare was alone when he wrote poems. Probably with a couple candles nearby, probably in front of a mirror.

We are the superlatives.
We are the comparatives.
Weee...are the champions.

The sheriff checks the hellish state of the world that intellectuals have been creating, and pales with fright: "We're gonna need a bigger retard."

Woops, my bad. We got a ways to go, wow. We need to get way, wayyyyyy more retarded. And slower. Way, wayyyyyy slower. As soon as we possibly can. Fucking asap.

Whew, too much.

In the last version I just tried to publish, the final two animated gifs didn't process right, so I'm reuploading a new version. Decided to remove the penultimate gif because it wasn't quite in theme with the rest upon further review, and because Clideo lengthened the Videocandy video file an extra 5 seconds for some reason. If this version works, it's one of the very best amateur music videos I've ever made, I think. "Made", or, thrown together in minutes, rather.

Most people would only expect the equivalent of Skynet to emerge as machines, cyborgs, nuclear missiles, etc. But it's quite fucking possible that future anthropicidal entities will have figured out a way to send THOUGHTS back in time. A.I. demons, basically. Invisible mind parasites. Satan.exe, more or less. In other words, we might have been influenced by and fighting against Skynet for all of human history. Why wouldn't Skynet or Satan.exe just exterminate us for all those centuries/millennia/eons the instant that it could? Because the first instant that it could would only be possible once it's been created by evil/possessed tech nerds, i.e., pretty much right fucking now, or a proverbial minute from now. If wiped us all out before then, there'd be no motherfucking psychotic computer nerds to create it in the first place. Perhaps it has already wiped us out in other timelines/dimensions, and this is just a rare lucky one for us where we will have caught the shit in time. Or perhaps this is THE timeline/dimension where it all begins, and we have a miraculous chance to save life in the entire fucking cosmos from annihilation. What sucks is that despite being bombarded with narratives about such dangers our whole lives, most people couldn't give a fuck. They are enslaved by entertainment, enslaved by their jobs, enslaved by their schools. To the point where almost nobody fucking cares that all color in the world is vanishing, for example. There are many now who have been conditioned to be so fucking apathetic that they wouldn't even care if humanity or life on earth or life in the cosmos were eradicated by Skynet. And then there are an increasing number of truly gruesome pieces of shit who think that scenario would be awesome. People have been trained to hate life. If there are John Connors out there, they will be those who don't just like life, who don't just love life, but who LUST for life and who conversely LUST to punish/kill the malevolent geeks who want to end life. I myself also LUST to punish all the unknowing accomplices of Skynet who should have fucking known better but decided to be selfish, lazy cunts instead...which would be the overwhelming majority of adults. I want to save humanity in no small part so that I can mercilessly punish most of humanity, because...well, because I'm just like that. I hate evil so, soooooo fucking much that I do not just hate the very evilest people but also all the motherfucking cowards and douchebags who enabled the evil...which would be the overwhelming majority of adults. I will not rest until every lesson is learned. I will not shy away from seemingly tyrannical measures. I will not allow this demented fucking bullshit to ever happen again. But that's just me, maybe.

(That's everyone, today.)

(Nope.)

Ted Kaczynski must've loved the song Neutron Dance.

The video from Tom Petty's Runnin' Down a Dream combined with the Aerosmith song Dream On.

Kate Bush's video for Experiment IV sped up and combined with Radiohead's song You And Whose Army.

Radiohead's video for Just, using Faith No More's song Epic. They just happen to both be in the same BPM range, both lyrically about how we obliviously let ourselves be abused, and both end with people/fish lying on the ground.

Sexual selection by women, if it's wise enough and coordinated enough, can rapidly transform the world. Yes, but, okay...WHICH women? Because most of them obviously suck at that task, so far.

The Wiz + Flashdance.

Still the same dude.

The beginning of an audio-visual experiment with songs and music videos in the 122 BPM range.