Empirical Scientific Evidence Proves A Level Stationary Earth

… pseudoscientific evidence does not prove earth is a globe. There is no empirical scientific evidence that earth is spinning, or that it is a globe. None.
“Because my teacher and this hot guy with a great bod and smile told me the earth is round”… is not considered empirical scientific evidence.
And, “Sesame Street wouldn’t lie to me”, falls a little short too.
I know it’s frustrating but you gotta do what you gotta do. And that is snap out of the schoolboy trance they’ve got you in. I mean I hate to say Jesus fucking Christ, but Jesus fucking Christ…you know?
Look. Don’t learn the truth for yourself, learn it so I won’t be so frustrated with your mf’n ass.
Indeed.
This has been a little something I like to call, Motivational Monday.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Now… who’s your daddy?