FULL ACCESS FRIDAY: CONGRATULATIONS TO RUSSIA & VLADIMIR PUTIN FOR KICKING THE $HIT OUT OF UKRAINE

College Sucks and is a waste of money. This is according to a new poll that shows corporate CEOS are no longer wanting out of touch Marxist lazy college graduates to hire. Ham Ass Monsters have already broken the ceasefire after only 15 minutes! Proving once again you can't negotiate with terrorists. Pickle Pete the Sodomite From South Bend wants to now control the speed in your car? And a secret deal has been leaked by a German newspaper that shows America and Germany discussing Ukraine's imminent surrender and defeat.