THE HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS [TRIGGER WARNING FROM VfB 🚨 SENSE OF HUMOUR REQUIRED]

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Well here’s a movie that doesn’t seem to be aspiring to absolutely anything. There are a few jokes, but not nearly enough for it to be a comedy. It’s kind of a coming of age story, but no one really learns anything worth remembering or that will help them in the next stage of their lives. I have no idea what kind of movie The Hollywood Knights is trying to be, and I’m pretty sure the people making it didn’t have a clue either.

It’s Halloween night 1965, but don’t be fooled, this movie has nothing to with Halloween. Why set it on such an iconic night of the year than do nothing to take advantage of it? I may be the first person to ask that question, because it’s obvious the screenwriter never did.

A group of teenage (I think) dudes are a gang called the Hollywood Knights. They cruise the streets in their hot rods and spend the entire night in their cars or at their favourite drive in diner. While their exploits might seem pointless and juvenile, this one long night and their desire for it to never end is actually a metaphor for how they’re clinging to their youth while realising they’ll have to accept that they’re growing up.

Sound familiar? Then I guess you’ve seen American Graffiti. Because this is a beat by beat rip off of the George Lucas movie, with all the interesting bits replaced by obvious, shitty jokes.

I’m not gonna waste time getting into characters, their storylines or who played them, because you’ve never heard of any of them, and the storylines are super cliched and predictable. Except, Michelle Pfieffer and Tony Danza, both making their movie debuts, and Fran Drescher. They all show up, but they’re playing pretty small parts that contribute nothing. But in their defense, not one single character contributes anything good to this movie.

The best part of The Hollywood Knights is that the writer and director, Floyd Murtux, went on to do nothing of any note after this and barely had a career. Because I’d hate to think someone could crap out something this lazy, this boring and this pointless, yet still get to continue working in show business.

Thankfully, you’ve probably never heard of this movie, and after reading this, almost certainly never will again. But if for some strange reason you find yourself contemplating watching The Hollywood Knights, please, just watch American Graffiti instead.

The Hollywood Knights
Directed By – Floyd Mutrux
Written By – Floyd Mutrux

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