A righteous triumfeminate of fun loving, hard rocking, brutally violent muscle girls battle the sinister censorship of MOMS (Ministry of Moral Superiority) who summoned an army of cyberdactyls via the dark powers of the Karenomicon. In the resulting post-apocalyptic future, Battle Sluts kill & grill while starring in their own syndicated TV show
Lyrics:
Supersonic Lesbionic Futuristic Pugilistic
Excitement, Drama, Babe-o-rama, Anarchistic Fetishistic
Battle Sluts are coming like we warned you before
Their Uber just pulled up, now they’re kicking down your door
You devoured every episode, and then demanded more
So now they’re back, relax your crack, while they commence the gore
Chorus:
Tell me why, the prophets did not foresee
Cyberdactyls would plague humanity
But someday, a righteous matriarchy
Wouldst abolish their race, by official decree
In a far off distant future, or maybe the distant past
Battle sluts are suiting up to bash some dactyl ass
Their ovaries are fortified with vitamin sass
Double click, unzip ya dick, get ready to blast
(Chorus)
Sadistica’s the alpha, gynomancer supreme
Abomina is logical in the extreme
Vindicia knows positions to make any girl scream
Sisters with blisters, an unstoppable team!
(Chorus) + “Sisters so pernicious, an unstoppable team!”
Shut up about canon, just accept what we say
Our critics are anonymous, their face and balls are gay
married to each other, twas a very special day
Just for that, tit for tat, season 3 is delayed
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